My Grand Marquis Journey

A picture of the titular 1990s grand marquis in front of the water on a bright, clear day.

THERE SHE IS! LOOK AT HER! SHE'S BEAUTIFUL!

You agree, right? Yeah, of course you do! Because you're a person of taste. Who could possibly resist a wagon with a 5.0-Liter V8 engine in the front and two inner-facing jump seats in the back? What? That's not what you care about? You just like that she's got wood then. Don't worry, I do too. It may be synthetic wood, but hey baby, that's fine by me.

I'm not the type of girl who knows much about cars, so I've got quite the journey ahead of me.